6 May 2005
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What's beyond hyperbole?
One imagines Marcus behind a lecturn, delivering this graniloquent oratory. This isn’t just a gay pop duo having fun with a light disco tune recorded by a forerunner in the gay/disco pop genre, but a rallying cry for the wronged and oppressed: “‘GO WEST,’ sang the chorus,” he writes. “‘This is our destiny,’ Tennant sang, the enormous idea small but undeniable in his mouth. Flags unfurled; the wind blew them straight. The sound was like the sun, the disco beat stirring, the drum machine a twentieth-century Yankee Doodle.” Later, the chorus singing behind Tennant is not just a backing track to add texture to the song, but a choir that “stood for all the voices of the dead” in a grand statement about the AIDS crisis. Perhaps. Or maybe it’s just a pop song that does carry a bit of sentiment about the treatment of gays and the losses incurred due to AIDS. Academics for years have been derided for their distorted view from the ivory tower, turning what could be lively topics into moribund drags thanks to their over-analytical approach. Induct Professor Marcus into the academy, then, because he has surely sucked the life out of a trivial pop song by looking for something that probably was never never there.
Still, for those who know what they’re getting into, for those who are familiar with Marcus’ overheated prose (has anyone ever posited the theory that Marcus is the original hypertextualist, his works reading like the transcript of a furious web surfing session where a few casually clicked links can take one far across the cyber-landscape toward an unintended and only loosely related destination? If not, let me be the first) he does open up some intriguing lines of thought that will expand — if not explode — the way you think about Bob Dylan and his work. If nothing else, this will make you pull out not just Highway 61 Revisited and Bootleg Series IV: Live 1966, but all of your bootlegs that feature performances of “Like a Rolling Stone.” In fact, the most interesting part of the book may well be the track-by-track analysis of the recording session that serves as the epilogue. Reading it, I was amazed that the song came off at all; and having read this book, I was glad it did.
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22 April 2005
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Strange days, indeed
He opened with a song that made reference to “G.W.,” Houston and Texas. I quickly realized he was singing about George Bush. Then came other political songs, with lyrics such as “I want to punch George Bush…” and “your parents killed my parents” (with petrochemicals, if memory serves). As he moved from bass to guitar to dulcimer to keyboard, Olson led this rag-tag group through several pointed songs about the Bush presidency. They were funny in a slightly uncomfortable way. It lacked punch, however, because his side lost. Heard last fall, maybe these would seem powerful, like Steve Earle’s “The Revolution Starts… Now.” But like Earle’s disc, Olson’s music just seemed stale. I’d be as likely to cue up Earle’s disc now as a Yankee fan would be to pop in a tape of last fall’s ALCS against the Red Sox — why relive the miserable defeat?
Still, as my friend Jim said, Olson has “that voice,” and last night there certainly were flashes of what made his music so special. The performance, however, was akin to hearing a friend’s band practice in the garage — you’d tell them they sounded pretty good while knowing they’d never make it anywhere.
It seemed strange that Olson would do so much of this new material without talking about it. Did he have a new disc? In fact, he does. And, when it came out, these songs were much more timely. Though there’s no mention of it on the Creekdippers website, his latest disc is Political Manifest, which includes songs like “Portrait of a Sick America” and “The End of the Highway, Rumsfeld.” It’s a strange little project, taking the time to record a record that is almost instantly out of date. Stranger yet is selling it through an obscure website that all but guarantees that you’ll still have a dusty box of them shoved in the back of your closet long after Jenna Bush leaves office.
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22 April 2005
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More archival digging
The more savvy among you may have seen either or both of these in the pages of Chunkletmagazine #17. I’m sure that’s the reason these weren’t included in last year’s paperback best-of from the McSweeney’s “humor category.”
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20 April 2005
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Scouring the archives
The things I wrote included an analysis of the use of music on “The Sopranos,” a first-person account of my short stint as a bar DJ, and my proudest moment, a piece about the soundtrack for Wim Wenders’ “Until the End of the World,” a disc for which Wenders asked the artists to predict musically what the year 1999 would be like (and for which, with the benefit of hindsight, I critique the results).
A few other pieces exist out there, but these are the cream of the crop. Check ‘em out now, because who knows how long the kind folks behind the site will keep this stuff alive.
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27 October 2000
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Mansion on the Hill
Steve Weddle has a new short fiction contest, with the prize being a signed copy of Hilary Davidson’s The Damage Done. The rules? Write a 500ish-word story that includes references to Ava Gardner and Neil Young. Here’s mine.
Mansion on the Hill
“Would you?”
Daryl leaned against a retaining wall made from paving stones. He was covered with sweat after having mowed the expanse of lawn held back by the wall. He looked back over his shoulder to see who was speaking, and saw a preppy-looking guy about 15 years past being able to pull off the look.
“Excuse me?” he said.
“I said, ‘Would you?’”
“Would I what?” Daryl said.
“Kill for a glass of ice water. That’s what you just said. I wondered if you really would.”
Daryl pushed himself away from the wall and turned around. “It’s just an expression, man. Thinking out loud. No, I wouldn’t really kill for some ice water. I’m just really thirsty, OK? Do you live here or something?”
“Not yet,” the man replied.
“What’s that supposed to mean?”
“It means that there might be more than ice water in it if you were to take care of a problem for me.”
“A problem like the person living in this house?” Daryl said.
“Something like that.”
That had been two days earlier. Now, Daryl leaned against that same retaining wall.
“I can’t see shit,” said Randy, leaning next to him. “And what’s that racket?”
“Neil Young. Apparently this guy is so whacked he can’t sleep unless he plays this psychedelic noise collage over and over,” Daryl said.
“You mean ‘Metal Machine Music?’” This was Trent.
“No, that’s Lou Reed. This is ‘Arcweld’ or something like that. Doesn’t matter. The old coot is like Howard Hughes: batshit crazy and richer than God. His girlfriend is out of town, and the guy told me that if we get in and hit Hughes, er, whatever his name is, we can take whatever we find.”
“What’s in it for him?” Randy asked.
“He’s the heir, apparently. And, he’s conveniently out of town with the girlfriend.”
“So, she’s like Ava Gardner, huh?” Trent said.
“What?” Randy said.
“Ava Gardner. She was one of Hughes’ girlfriends.”
“‘Metal Machine Music’ and Ava Gardner? What, did you learn to read?” Daryl asked.
“Biography, man, best channel on television. You should try it,” Trent said.
They stopped talking and climbed to the house. Daryl was in the lead, crowbar in hand. He cracked a set of French doors and moved into what looked like a study. The other two followed. A light popped on and they were greeted by the wrinkled old man, a double-barreled shotgun in his hands.
“Welcome!” he said. “Howard Hughes. I like that. And just like Hughes, I’m smart enough to keep an eye on my place, and an ear. By the way, thanks for crossing the threshold. Now I’m legally allowed to do this.”
He pulled the trigger, spraying a wave of pellets that cut down Daryl, Randy and Trent one, two, three.
“‘Metal Machine Music,’ huh?” he said, turning toward the desk to grab the telephone. “I’ll have to ask my ungrateful nephew to pick that up for me on his return trip. I’m so tired of Neil Young.”
xxx
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26 October 2000
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Countdown
Countdown
10…
We were so close that her heart and my heart were touching, as if fused together. She looked up at me, her eyes clouded with confusion.
“What do you mean?” she said.
“I have a confession,” I said. “I’m afraid it’s going to tear us apart, but I can’t keep on like this.”
“Oh, God. I should have known,” she said. “Too good to be true. What, you’re married?”
“No. Remember when you said it was the worst thing and the best thing to ever happen to you? Well, please keep both possibilities in mind.”
9…
It was the first time we had made love with the lights on. It wasn’t teen-aged apprehension or the shame of flabby thirty-somethings gone to seed. There were simply things she didn’t want me to see. I knew they were there. They didn’t affect me. At least not the way she thought. She was worried about the surface, how she looked. But I was in love, and appearances didn’t matter. She was beautiful, and the flaws did nothing to take away from that. She was baring herself to me. I felt like it was time to reciprocate.
8…
“I really don’t mind the scars.”
She stood looking at herself in a full-length mirror affixed to the back of the bedroom door. She turned this way and that, twisting to find the right angle to take in another part of her body. In bra and panties, the scars were clearly visible. They snaked up her forearms, made red splotches on her lower legs and angry welts along her neckline.
“You don’t mind them, do you?” she asked,
“No,” I said. “Now come to bed, and this time let’s leave the light on.”
7…
“I don’t know how I would have gotten through this without you,” she said.
She sat next to me on the couch in my apartment, her legs up under her, her head on my chest. I didn’t respond, simply ran my fingers through her hair. It had grown out into a bob that made her seem younger.
“I kind of feel like I’m falling for you,” she said.
“That’s not a surprise,” I said, taking her by the shoulders and pulling her upright. “I’ve been taking care of you.”
“No,” she said. “It’s something more.”
6…
Mr. Jennings paced back and forth across the back room. I caught a glimpse of collegiate flesh through the door to the front of the tanning salon.
“Is this going to be a problem for us?” he said.
“No, sir. It’s under control. It’s strictly professional.”
“It had better be,” he said, stopping directly in front of me. “There’s no room for guilt in this business, David.”
I nodded. “It was my mistake. I’m just trying to make it right.”
“Just don’t make it any worse.”
5…
“You’re doing what?”
Chris had just gotten back from picking up payments. We were sitting in the back of the salon.
“It’s only until she gets on her feet. I’m responsible, so I thought I’d help her out.”
“Well, she is hot. Saw her picture in the paper,” he said. “What did the fire to do her?”
“She has scars, but the doctor said they’ll fade with time.”
“Guess she won’t be coming in here any time soon,” Chris said with a laugh. “These piece-of-shit beds would finish the job.”
4…
“Did you get that from me?”
We were on my couch, watching TV. She had pulled aside the collar of my button-down to reveal a small, red scar in the shape of a heart.
“I guess. It’s just like yours,” I said, pointing to her neck. “Your necklace must have heated up in the fire and branded both of us when I carried you out.”
“I still don’t know how to thank you.”
“There’s no need,” I said. “Right place, right time. I was lucky.”
“No,” she said. “I’m the lucky one.”
3…
I wheeled her to the hospital door and then helped her up and led her to my car.
“You’re sure you want to do this? I’ll be getting in your way.”
“Nonsense. I have plenty of room.”
“OK,” she said. “I guess I should expect no less. You didn’t miss a day the whole time.”
“Figured you could use the company. Now I figure you can use the help.”
“My guardian angel,” she said, rising onto her tiptoes to give me a kiss on the cheek.
“Something like that.”
2…
I rushed in, pulling my jacket over my head to repel the flames already licking along the walls. The screams were coming from a bedroom in the back. I kicked in the door and found her trying to open a window that had been painted shut. I grabbed a blanket and picked her up in my arms. Holding her tight against me, I rushed back through the blaze and toward the sanctuary of the front yard.
1…
I packed the explosives next to the natural gas line that fed the furnace. It needed to burn so hot that no one could determine a cause. Mr. Jennings’ had made that clear. I wasn’t sure if it was an insurance thing or something more. He assured me the house would be vacant.
I stepped out to my car parked halfway down the block, and whispered a countdown under my breath. I fingered the trigger, heard a muted blast, and then everything was aflame.
Then I heard the scream.
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